Hillary wrote these several years ago, and they've been posted on my freezer ever since. Bedtimes are optional now, but most other rules remain the same, especially the last one.
1. Hillary's weekday bedtime is 11 PM. Evan's weekday bedtime is 10 PM. On weekends, bedtime is midnight.
2. You will be quiet in this house when Dad is in bed.
3. You will do your chores.
4. You will go to church.
5. Spiders die in this house.